| Saturday, April 21, 2007 |
| Ad sense - money in friendship.. |
Ad sense...
google the bigbrother..
notices everything i do..
sees everything i write..
stores it....
when i posted my last message i saw a message on the side adsense..
i click it and lo behold..
i have a ad column..
my blog which was just for friends has now becoem an business..
is it ethical i am not sure...
what do my friends say.. |
posted by Rakesh @ Saturday, April 21, 2007   |
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| Web 3.0 |
So now.. being a weekend as I do not have nothing major to do I came across this new site
http://www.buyyourfriendadrink.com/home.php
this allows a person buy a drink even without meeting them..
very interesting.....
you can get your friend drunk and you do not have the hassle to drive him home...
or you can take in this way.. you can get your friend pay for your drink and tell him that while you can date his wife/girl friend/ someone special..
he will never know...
this is i guess web 2.0..
welcome...
what we going to see in web 3.0..
you punch in a few codes on the computer and 9 months later wow.. you are a dad..
Future.. does it look scary???
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| posted by Rakesh @ Saturday, April 21, 2007 |
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| Tuesday, April 10, 2007 |
| 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator |
- Make racing car noises when anyone gets on or off.
- Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
- Sell Girl Scout cookies.
- On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
- Shave.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
- One word: Flatulence!
- On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
- Do Tai Chi exercises.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and announce: "I've got new socks on!"
- When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
- Give religious tracts to each passenger.
- Meow occassionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "0ops!"
- Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
- Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
- Holler "Chocks away!" whenever the elevator descends.
- Walk on with a box that says "human head" on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holier "Bad touch!"
- Leave a box between the doors.
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
- Start a sing-along.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
- Play the harmonica.
- Shadow box.
- Say "Ding!" at each floor.
- Lean against the button panel.
- Say " wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to other passengers that this is your "personal space."
- Bring a chair along.
- Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muhmouf?"
- Blow spit bubbles.
- Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
- Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
- Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
- Scatter powertools around your feet and scream into a radio, "I'M NOT FINISHED YET! THE CABLE ONLY HAS ONE SCREW!!!"
*HAVE A NICE DAY! ^.^*Labels: jokes |
| posted by Duma Pohan @ Tuesday, April 10, 2007 |
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| Thursday, November 02, 2006 |
| How to confuse google trends |
Google has now started recording whatever song is played on your computer ... yaa they say that yes you can tell people what you are listening too..
but in the same breathe they are recording your playlist and then they compare the various playlist and come up with google trends.
So it is right.. i dunno..
yes the feature can be disable..
but there is also a method to confuse it..
copy and MP3 file and rename with whatever song you want to be high on trend and play it on window media player... keep the function Share music with trend on..
mute the media player.
google talk will show that you are listening to the song and if you put it in repeat you can easily in a few days bring your song up in playlist.
what do you say about it..
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| posted by Rakesh @ Thursday, November 02, 2006 |
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| Thursday, October 26, 2006 |
| how did i become an average guy |
how did i become an average guy ...
i did not know..
i never knew..
how did it happen..
was it an illusion..
or is that i expect a lot from myself..
or have become very jealous..
or did i always overestimate myself and my capabilities..
hmm..
i do not know..
but whatever it is the truth is.
I have become just another average guy!!
And that is very sad!!! |
| posted by Rakesh @ Thursday, October 26, 2006 |
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| Sunday, October 01, 2006 |
| Death.... |
People chat online...
mostly because people are bored and have nothing to do...
and then you meet someone with whom you spend a couple of hours chatting..
then people like a few people they add them..
following which peole chat with those friends when they are bored.
or when they are online and then one feels there is no need to go around chat rooms...
people share emotions.. success failures..
truth sadness...
many things whoch we never share to anyone whom with know offline or our family..
but the online friend listens..
now i am not sure how much does the person listens..
as i many times do not listen to everything what my online friends say.. but in any case i give an impression that i am listening...
probably most people do the same thing and probably emotions are developed..
so why am i posting this post would be something u might wonder...
i have a good friend whose online friend died...
DIED....
what... for me the first shock was probably... that probably that he just ignored him..
but the truth is he really died.. due to COPD and deep venous thrombosis and my friend called his home and his friends and they told he is dead..
even the funeral home displaces his name.
and my friend who knew him for 4 yrs i guess and my friend were chatting together and i got a wonderful friend Kobo..
and he got him..
and he is devasted for the past 2 weeks he is not going to work..
he is not able to see patients..
and all he did was to talk to him through chat and email..
so i guess we do build emotions through chatting...
and death of one does hurt no matter whether it is offline or online...
especially when people cannot understand how important are online friends the pain is even more harder..
there is no one to share the pain.
no one to cry too..
life..
emotions...
that is how i can end this post..
Rakesh.... |
| posted by Rakesh @ Sunday, October 01, 2006 |
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